Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Well Kamryn decided to wake up at 345am so I thought I would sneak in and give her a pacifier then jet out...uhm no, she was wide eyed and bushy tailed. I picked her up...started out the door and here comes Graham "Wait for me!" and he sprints out the darn door. I set Kamryn down in the living room and she started "rippin' em" like an 80 year old man, so I was like awesome, she just totally shit her pants...I changed her...she was just gassy and wet. Gabe gets up and helps me by changing Graham....meanwhile I brought Kamryn back to the LR and was making her a bottle...I came out to a lovely stinch...definitely loaded her pants this time. I take her back to the bedroom...Gabe is fighting with Graham to lay still to change his diaper...he gets it changed...leaves the room to take the diapers out to the trash, comes back and Graham had stripped down, took his diaper off and all...that's how it all started. Gabe went back to bed. Graham finally fell asleep at 545 and Kamryn went to sleep at 615.

A few hours later, after our power naps in the early morning, I was changing Kamryn and needed to get something off the dresser shelf so I turn around to get it and Kamryn and flipped over and was doing the worm across the room....looked like a fish out of water moving along at 30mph.  She suddenly stopped and yep....she started peeing on the carpet.  Awesome.  Get that cleaned up...get her going again.  At this point the whole day is running together so this sequence of events may not be perfectly in order.

Graham had a descent day after the chaotic morning.  He wanted to help me make chicken and cheese quesadillas for lunch so I thought that was great.  He pulled a chair over to the counter from the kitchen table and said, "I want to help you!"  I figured it was easy enough so why not.  He grabbed 1 tortilla out of the bag and put it on his plate.  I told him to grab some cheese and sprinkle it on.  He was taking tiny bits of cheese out of the bag and was sprinkling the cheese on so I thought he was doing good....I will go ahead a go to the fridge and get something real quick...come back over and he had dumped the entire bag of shredded cheese on his tortilla.  Looked like a mountain...who wouldn't like 2 cups of cheese in one quesadilla?!?!  No big deal...cleaned it up...reduced his cheese mound and then he put some chicken on and whoala...we had lunch. 

Back to Kamryn and her diaper adventures...she had another stink bomb so I was changing her and she decided to practice her karate kicks and kicked out of my hands while I was holding her legs up and there ya have it folks...pooh on the carpet!  For the love!  All I could do at this point was laugh....it was like a stinkin circus today.  Speaking of "stinkin".....

Yesterday, Graham was in the kitchen trying to move a folding chair that was against the wall and Gabe asked him what he was doing....Graham said, "I am trying to move the chair.  I am trying to move this STINKIN' CHAIR!"  Looks like I overuse the word stinkin' but at least I am not dropping F-bombs!

At lunch yesterday, Graham and I were eating and visiting and I was thirsty so I grabbed my cup of water with my left hand and took a drink.  Graham said, "Hey!  you need to be careful!  Hold your cup with two hands mommy!"  I am telling you what, this kid better pay attention this much in school!  I have a hundred other stories from this week already but I am about to pass out from exhaustion.  Until next time...the journey continues.....

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